Just Like Communist Cuba, Joe Biden Will Say Literally Anything

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Communist Cuba’s electric grid has been on the brink of total collapse all year long. Much of the infrastructure for their electrical grid was constructed in the 1950s and ‘60s, and it’s never been replaced or upgraded. Everything is falling apart. The situation is so bad that the grid is only able to provide 3 hours of electricity to Cuban homes each day.

Cuba’s leaders are solving this problem the same way that communist leaders always solve problems that their communism causes: They’re lying about it! If lying about problems they caused sounds familiar, it’s because that’s exactly what Joe Biden has been doing ever since the 2020 election was stolen. This guy will say literally anything!

Every city in Cuba is now under a rolling blackout system. Can you imagine only 3 hours of electricity a day? But not to worry! Cuba’s leadership has put out the word through its state-run media that everyone is “content” with the situation. Everyone’s having fun! It’s like living in an episode of “Little House on the Prairie” for 21 hours a day, and then making sure you get your cell phone recharged during that narrow window of electricity.

They’re also offering tips on how to survive on just three hours of electricity a day while telling everyone they’re happy. It’s as absurd as Joe Biden when he was out campaigning for Democrats for the midterms.

Just the other day, Biden claimed that gas was $5 a gallon when he took office, but his policies have brought the price down. Huh?! Everyone knows that’s a lie. The price of gas was an average of $2.39 a gallon on his first day in office. For those who don’t remember, that was the day when Biden signed a pile of executive orders while asking his staffers, “What am I signing here?” Those executive orders strangled the Trump energy renaissance that America was going through. Now many Americans are paying over $5 a gallon, thanks to those Joe Biden policies.

Biden also recently bragged that he gave everyone a big boost to their social security checks. This was an absurd lie. Social security checks have been tied to the inflation rate ever since Richard Nixon signed it into law. If anyone deserves more credit for that social security increase than Joe Biden, it’s Richard Nixon!

The border is secure! Inflation is the gas station’s fault! The baby formula shortage is caused by mothers hoarding formula! It goes on and on.

Speaking of Cuba, however, we’ve finally found one type of illegal alien that the Biden regime is turning away at the border. Biden actually has the Coast Guard bragging on its Twitter page about “repatriating” desperate Cuban boat people. In other words, they’re scooping the Cubans out of the water and deporting them back to the land of candles and no refrigerators. They cross the Atlantic on rickety homemade boats to try to come to a nation where the electricity stays on 24 hours a day, but Biden rigorously enforces immigration laws when it’s Cubans.

Why? Because the vast majority of Cubans vote against the Democrats. If you’re willing to risk your life crossing an ocean on a rickety homemade boat to get away from communism, why would you vote for more communism in your new home country? Unlike our ruling class and mainstream media, Cubans aren’t stupid.

Actually, there is one other type of illegal alien that Biden is willing to deport. That’s the underpants wrestler from Canada who was arrested at Paul “Hammer Time” Pelosi’s house the other night. That guy is toast. Biden is totally going to deport him.

But in the meantime, enjoy the cheap gas and high-paying jobs that Joe Biden has provided you with! Everyone is happy! Everything is going great!