Columbia Students Underwhelmed by Class Taught by Hillary Clinton

Trevor Collens /
Trevor Collens /

A student at Columbia University should probably hire a food taster after she wrote a blistering criticism of Hillary Clinton’s classroom demeanor. Crooked Hillary taught a fall class at Columbia on foreign policy and not surprisingly, the students were underwhelmed.

Cate Twining-Ward wrote a piece for the Huffington Post titled, “I Thought Taking A Class Taught By Hillary Clinton Would Be Empowering. I Was Wrong.”

We could have saved you some time and money on that one, Cate!

Students who suffered through the class were disappointed to find that Hillary is not exactly a warm and inviting person. We know. *Gasp!*

According to the students cited in the op-ed, Hillary never read any of their assignments. She didn’t attend any of the discussion sessions. She didn’t even hold office hours when students could ask her questions. Plus, anytime a student asked a question about a controversial issue in class, Hillary just dodged the question.

Just listen to this barnburner of a course description about the class that Hillary was paid to teach:

“How to analyze and understand the complex interplay between individual psychology, domestic politics, public opinion, bureaucracy, the international environment, and other factors which feed into decisions about foreign policy.”

Wow. That’s like whatever the opposite of Viagra is.

It’s also a bit of an exaggeration of Hillary’s actual foreign policy, which we can easily summarize for anyone who hasn’t been paying attention:

Start a war with some random country and sell guns to the worst terrorists involved in it. Then, send America’s sons and daughters to die in the meatgrinder of a pointless foreign conflict that serves no national interest whatsoever to the United States. If anyone complains about it, they will suddenly shoot themselves in the back of the head with two different handguns, and the police will rule it a suicide.

America really dodged a bullet by sending Donald Trump to the White House instead of Hillary. As for those poor dumb kids at Columbia, they volunteered to sit through Hillary’s class, so it’s hard to feel sorry for them.