Dictator Biden Demands Media Start Reporting All His Good Economic News or Else

AF Branco / creators.com
AF Branco / creators.com

The top issue on the minds of nearly every voter in America is the disastrous economy, which the unelected Joe Biden has managed to run into the ground in just three years. You might think a little humility would be acceptable from the Biden regime at this point. But you’d be wrong. A reporter made the mistake of asking Biden about the economy a few days ago and was given a stern warning.

As Biden was getting ready to head out on yet another vacation in one of his mansions, a reporter asked him, “What’s your outlook on the economy next year?”

“All good,” said the man who pooped his pants in front of the Pope.

And there you have it! Praise our Glorious Leader for such a bountiful harvest!

“Take a look,” ordered the buffoonish dictator. “Start reporting it the right way.”

Uh oh! Sounds like a certain reporter is about to be sent to the gulag for asking a wrong-think question of the Big Guy!

Obviously, the reason why the media is struggling to report on the economy “the right way” is because there is no good economic news. On Joe Biden’s watch, gas, utilities, and groceries have increased in cost by 40% in the last two years. The dollar has lost its status as the world’s reserve currency, which means we will now be poorer for years to come.

The vast majority of “job growth” under Biden has been part-time service jobs. Do you want fries with that?

Joe Biden is so arrogant and cartoonish—as all dictators are—that he thinks he can order the press to report on the economy “the right way.” The media is already downplaying the bad economic news to help Biden. There’s only so much blood they can get out of a stone, however.